Our safe-for-work version is just as cute - but with a less offensive bite. The world's a busy place and your emotions aren't on anyone's priority list. But fear not, our vivacious unicorn and its rainbow of indifference are here to remind you that you're not alone in the "giving zero sh*ts" club.
Featuring a rainbow that's more interested in being fabulous than empathetic, and a unicorn that's just trotting along with its own carefree agenda, this long sleeve tee is the embodiment of unapologetic honesty. It's like a wearable reality check that lets you embrace life's absurdity while sending a crystal-clear message: Your feelings, though valid, are just specks in the grand tapestry of existence. With long sleeves and a comfortable hood, this tee is perfect for fall layering.
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
Featuring a rainbow that's more interested in being fabulous than empathetic, and a unicorn that's just trotting along with its own carefree agenda, this long sleeve tee is the embodiment of unapologetic honesty. It's like a wearable reality check that lets you embrace life's absurdity while sending a crystal-clear message: Your feelings, though valid, are just specks in the grand tapestry of existence. With long sleeves and a comfortable hood, this tee is perfect for fall layering.
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 28 ½ | 17 ½ |
| S | 29 ½ | 19 |
| M | 30 ½ | 20 ½ |
| L | 31 ½ | 22 |
| XL | 32 ½ | 23 ½ |
| 2XL | 33 ½ | 25 |
All items are handmade to order with love! This ensures a more sustainable manufacturing process and lower carbon footprint.
Our safe-for-work version is just as cute - but with a less offensive bite. The world's a busy place and your emotions aren't on anyone's priority list. But fear not, our vivacious unicorn and its rainbow of indifference are here to remind you that you're not alone in the "giving zero sh*ts" club.
Featuring a rainbow that's more interested in being fabulous than empathetic, and a unicorn that's just trotting along with its own carefree agenda, this long sleeve tee is the embodiment of unapologetic honesty. It's like a wearable reality check that lets you embrace life's absurdity while sending a crystal-clear message: Your feelings, though valid, are just specks in the grand tapestry of existence. With long sleeves and a comfortable hood, this tee is perfect for fall layering.
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
Featuring a rainbow that's more interested in being fabulous than empathetic, and a unicorn that's just trotting along with its own carefree agenda, this long sleeve tee is the embodiment of unapologetic honesty. It's like a wearable reality check that lets you embrace life's absurdity while sending a crystal-clear message: Your feelings, though valid, are just specks in the grand tapestry of existence. With long sleeves and a comfortable hood, this tee is perfect for fall layering.
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 28 ½ | 17 ½ |
| S | 29 ½ | 19 |
| M | 30 ½ | 20 ½ |
| L | 31 ½ | 22 |
| XL | 32 ½ | 23 ½ |
| 2XL | 33 ½ | 25 |
All items are handmade to order with love! This ensures a more sustainable manufacturing process and lower carbon footprint.
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