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Money Won't Break Your Heart t-shirt, a bitter reminder that love may be fleeting, but financial stability is forever. This tee isn't here to sugarcoat life's harsh realities; it's here to tell you that while roses may wither, your bank account can flourish. Wear this shirt like a badge of honor, and let it serve as a stark reminder that in this cold, unfeeling world, at least your wallet won't ghost you. It's time to embrace the cynic within and flaunt your unapologetic financial savvy with this unromantic masterpiece. Love may fade, but your financial independence is here to stay.

Printed on a Comfort Colors Adult Tee - enjoy the softness of 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton. The fabric is garment washed until it's as cozy as if you had worn it fifty times.

Available Sizes: S-4XL
Pigment Dye Colors: These colors provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment
Material: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton, Pre-Shrunk
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine Wash Cold

All items are handmade to order with love! This ensures a more sustainable manufacturing process and lower carbon footprint.

Money Won't Break Your Heart T-Shirt

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Money Won't Break Your Heart t-shirt, a bitter reminder that love may be fleeting, but financial stability is forever. This tee isn't here to sugarcoat life's harsh realities; it's here to tell you that while roses may wither, your bank account can flourish. Wear this shirt like a badge of honor, and let it serve as a stark reminder that in this cold, unfeeling world, at least your wallet won't ghost you. It's time to embrace the cynic within and flaunt your unapologetic financial savvy with this unromantic masterpiece. Love may fade, but your financial independence is here to stay.

Printed on a Comfort Colors Adult Tee - enjoy the softness of 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton. The fabric is garment washed until it's as cozy as if you had worn it fifty times.

Available Sizes: S-4XL
Pigment Dye Colors: These colors provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment
Material: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton, Pre-Shrunk
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine Wash Cold

All items are handmade to order with love! This ensures a more sustainable manufacturing process and lower carbon footprint.

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