If There Isn't a Pool, Not Going T-Shirt – because why on earth would you want to waste your time at a gathering that lacks a liquid oasis, darling?
Wear your summer manifesto on your chest. If your idea of socializing involves a chlorine scent in the air and the sound of splashing water, this tee is practically your uniform.
We get it. Why endure small talk, bland snacks, and awkward conversations when you could be floating aimlessly with a drink in hand? Life's too short to mingle when you could be lounging poolside.
Comfort Colors 1717 Adult Tee, 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton. The fabric is garment washed until it's as cozy as if you had worn it fifty times.
Available Sizes: S-4XL
Pigment Dye Colors: These colors provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment
Material: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton, Pre-Shrunk
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine Wash Cold
Wear your summer manifesto on your chest. If your idea of socializing involves a chlorine scent in the air and the sound of splashing water, this tee is practically your uniform.
We get it. Why endure small talk, bland snacks, and awkward conversations when you could be floating aimlessly with a drink in hand? Life's too short to mingle when you could be lounging poolside.
Comfort Colors 1717 Adult Tee, 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton. The fabric is garment washed until it's as cozy as if you had worn it fifty times.
Available Sizes: S-4XL
Pigment Dye Colors: These colors provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment
Material: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton, Pre-Shrunk
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine Wash Cold
All items are handmade to order with love! This ensures a more sustainable manufacturing process and lower carbon footprint.
If There Isn't a Pool, Not Going T-Shirt – because why on earth would you want to waste your time at a gathering that lacks a liquid oasis, darling?
Wear your summer manifesto on your chest. If your idea of socializing involves a chlorine scent in the air and the sound of splashing water, this tee is practically your uniform.
We get it. Why endure small talk, bland snacks, and awkward conversations when you could be floating aimlessly with a drink in hand? Life's too short to mingle when you could be lounging poolside.
Comfort Colors 1717 Adult Tee, 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton. The fabric is garment washed until it's as cozy as if you had worn it fifty times.
Available Sizes: S-4XL
Pigment Dye Colors: These colors provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment
Material: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton, Pre-Shrunk
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine Wash Cold
Wear your summer manifesto on your chest. If your idea of socializing involves a chlorine scent in the air and the sound of splashing water, this tee is practically your uniform.
We get it. Why endure small talk, bland snacks, and awkward conversations when you could be floating aimlessly with a drink in hand? Life's too short to mingle when you could be lounging poolside.
Comfort Colors 1717 Adult Tee, 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton. The fabric is garment washed until it's as cozy as if you had worn it fifty times.
Available Sizes: S-4XL
Pigment Dye Colors: These colors provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment
Material: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton, Pre-Shrunk
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine Wash Cold
All items are handmade to order with love! This ensures a more sustainable manufacturing process and lower carbon footprint.
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