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"Don't like my t-shirt?" snarky graphic tee. with a cheeky "Eat a Bag of Dicks" slogan proudly emblazoned across the chest, this tee is the ultimate retort to anyone daring to question your impeccable taste in t-shirt attire. Crafted with soft, high-quality fabric and available in a range of colors, it's the ideal choice for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Because life is just too short not to laugh at the haters.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 Adult Tee - enjoy the softness of 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton. The fabric is garment washed until it's as cozy as if you had worn it fifty times.

Available Sizes: S-4XL
Pigment Dye Colors: These colors provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment
Material: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton, Pre-Shrunk
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine Wash Cold

All items are handmade to order with love! This ensures a more sustainable manufacturing process and lower carbon footprint.

Eat a Bag of Dicks T-Shirt (Pastels)

SKU: PMA50-OneSide-BSM-S.1972459
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"Don't like my t-shirt?" snarky graphic tee. with a cheeky "Eat a Bag of Dicks" slogan proudly emblazoned across the chest, this tee is the ultimate retort to anyone daring to question your impeccable taste in t-shirt attire. Crafted with soft, high-quality fabric and available in a range of colors, it's the ideal choice for those who refuse to take life too seriously. Because life is just too short not to laugh at the haters.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 Adult Tee - enjoy the softness of 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton. The fabric is garment washed until it's as cozy as if you had worn it fifty times.

Available Sizes: S-4XL
Pigment Dye Colors: These colors provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment
Material: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton, Pre-Shrunk
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine Wash Cold

All items are handmade to order with love! This ensures a more sustainable manufacturing process and lower carbon footprint.

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