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A must-have for any chef who wants to shut down the haters. Features a slider neck adjustment to fit most sizes.

"Don't like my cooking?" graphic apron, the perfect conversation starter for those with a penchant for humor as sharp as a chef's knife. With its cheeky "Eat a Bag of Dicks" slogan proudly emblazoned across the chest, this apron is the ultimate retort to anyone daring to question your impeccable cuisine. So, if you're looking to add a dash of irreverence to your kitchen and make people chuckle along the way, snag one of these aprons and wear it with pride – because life is just too short not to laugh at the haters!

Design: Front, One-Sided
Size: 24"(W) x 28"(H); Adjustable Neck Strap + extra-long 40" finished ties
Variance: Pre-Constructed item. Size Variance +/- 1"
Material: 7.5 oz, Poly/Cotton Blend
Color: Black
Care: Machine-washable

All items are handmade to order with love! This ensures a more sustainable manufacturing process and lower carbon footprint.

Eat a Bag of Dicks Full Length Chef's Apron

SKU: PMK26.1972565
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A must-have for any chef who wants to shut down the haters. Features a slider neck adjustment to fit most sizes.

"Don't like my cooking?" graphic apron, the perfect conversation starter for those with a penchant for humor as sharp as a chef's knife. With its cheeky "Eat a Bag of Dicks" slogan proudly emblazoned across the chest, this apron is the ultimate retort to anyone daring to question your impeccable cuisine. So, if you're looking to add a dash of irreverence to your kitchen and make people chuckle along the way, snag one of these aprons and wear it with pride – because life is just too short not to laugh at the haters!

Design: Front, One-Sided
Size: 24"(W) x 28"(H); Adjustable Neck Strap + extra-long 40" finished ties
Variance: Pre-Constructed item. Size Variance +/- 1"
Material: 7.5 oz, Poly/Cotton Blend
Color: Black
Care: Machine-washable

All items are handmade to order with love! This ensures a more sustainable manufacturing process and lower carbon footprint.

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